“The First Day”

Story by: Rated DX

[At American High… at 7 am]

Mike Kelly: strange *sniffs* I am sure that there be more people

*A busted-up Pick-up truck starts squealing down the road and runs into a tree and out comes Trevor Black*

Trevor Black: Dog gonit…I knew sommes wrong with the brake

*Reaches into truck and pulls out a raccoon and tosses it out*

Mike: Golly *sniff* I didn’t know you’d show up so early

Trevor Black: If ya spend more time on a ranch and wake up at 5 in the mornin that will happen to you

*Loud Music is heard as a lowrider jumps up and down the street*

JD: Thanks Bro! See you back at the crib

JD’s Brother: Much Love

*The Lowrider hops up and down the street again*

Mike: *sniff* Whats up…homie *raises hand for High-Five*

JD: No Dude

Trevor: Hey, wheres…you know, the dark, messy boy who is emotional

Mike: Unemotional

Trevor: Whatever

???: Right here…*Everyone turns to Stevie J. and screams*

JD: Dang Man! Where’d you come from?

Stevie: Everywhere, the Darkness conceal so many secrets. It will consume all….

Mike: Actually *Sniffs and looks at watch* Sunrise is in 34.52 minutes so I guess…

*Stevie gave him a devilish glare that nearly scared him to death*

JD: So when we get the 4/11 on our classes?

Trevor: Yeah I want to get this here First Day over with

Mike: As of a matter of fact, I got our schedules right here…*Pulls out a sheet of paper*

JD: Why only one?

Mike: Cause we have all the same classes

Trevor, and JD: WHAT!!!!

Stevie: Cause people can be so cruel

*1st Period Math*

Man: Good Morning Class, My Name is Mr. Leen

Boy: Mr. Leen Ta Loco Mr. Leen…back in Hollywood they used to call me Mr. Hollywood

JD: Which One? California or Florida?

Boy: Florida

JD: That would explain it…they would need a Crossing-the-Country Mexican than Cross-Country Vigilante

Mr. Leen: Are we through here Gentlemen? Okay it is the first day of school so no homework for today.

*Cheers*

Mr. Leen: Just let me get attendance…uh lets see here Black, Trevor

Trevor: Finer than a frog’s hair

Mr. Leen: okay, Jimmy Dean

JD: Yo, Yo, Yo here’s the 4/11 its JD alright don’t patronize me.

Boy: JD, Jimmy Dean Ta loco

Mr. Leen: Okay, Stevie Jones

Stevie J. *echo*: Im everywhere

Mr. Leen: Creepy…Eddie Versituff

Eddie: Aqui!

JD: Eddie Versituff Ta loco…

Eddie: …..

*2nd period History*

Women: Afternoon Students, My name is Debra Mitchell and…

*Snores are heard throughout the room as everyone is asleep*

*3rd period Science*

*A cloud of smoke appears and a small fire appears as a figure rises from the smoke*

Women: Evening Students…I will be your Science Teacher…You may call me…Gretchen Lawson…

*Fire Blazes out and everyone runs out except Stevie J. who leaned back on his chair*

Stevie J.: Im gonna enjoy this class *smiles devilishly*

*4th period P.E*

*A Army General walks into the middle of the Gym*

Man: Listen Up Morons!!! My name is Jeff Davison but you will refer to me as Sergeant Davison…In this class you will become true Americans…*Looks over at Eddie* Soldier!!! Are you an American? Or a Mexican?
Eddie: Mexican wanting to become and American

Sergeant: Well Soldier since your weren’t born or raised in America that long…I suggest you work your butt off before I can call you and American now give me 10 Laps around the court now MOVE!!!

*Final Period Sex Ed!!!!! O.o* *Boys Class*

Man: Morning Gentlemen I trust you had a exciting day so far *Looks at everyone passed out on the floor for a Hell like P.E Class* My name is Matthew Jackson…Now your probably wondering why we have a Sex Education Class

Random Boy: Not Really!

Matthew: Now the reason why is because once you graduate from American high, you will go on to perform certain “Duties” with your lady of the evening

Random Boy: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Matthew: Now the best way to becoming a Gentlemen and not a Pig is getting to know the opposite Gender…Now if you look to your left you will see Different Eye Holes…You will be viewing the Girl’s Sex Ed Class…Now I advise you…if you are caught spying at a certain time…I will pick a random person…even though your innocent…and will be painfully torn apart in the other class…*Raises hand* You see this hand?

Everyone: Yes

Matthew: No you don’t *Pulls hand off* I lost my arm when I was caught spying in a Women’s Locker Room…*Bell Rings*…Okay before you go you cannot spy on the girls at anytime…I will sometimes lecture on Family Development…See you tomorrow class

*Outside on the sidewalk*

JD: Man, Dude this is gonna be the bomb, for sore

Mike: Indeed, though I find Sex Ed to be an unnecessary class

Trevor: Yall really now whatever he said, the way that Army General Man treated us

Stevie J.: As far as Im concerned, I don’t care about any class other than Science *Looks at Gretchen’s Phone Number*

JD: Dude, Don’t tell me your into the Science Teach

Stevie J.: Not in that ‘Crush on a Teacher’ Kind of way, I just like her attitude

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Stevie J.: END